RiffCasts

This is your Captain speaking would you please fasten your seatbelts make sure luggage is secure as we are about to take off thank you I'm travelling to the USA I'm gonna have some fun Yeah I'm travelling to the USA its gonna take me all day There's some crazy guys you should here them play. I'm travelling down to Hazelwood there's a guy you should meet crazy guy. Yeah I'm travelin down to Hazelwood there's a guy you should meet He plays a real kickass guitar if you know what I mean Ok Troy play that thing. I had some fun in the USA Yeah I had me some fun in the USA but now its time to get on home and have play Ok boy one more time. Yeah I had some fun Yeah I had me some fun Yeah I had some fun In the USA Thank you for travelling with Bazworld Airlines we hope you enjoyed your flight and on behalf of my crew and co pilot TROY we hope to see you again soon.

just a quick try out of Pod Farm

Hey I broken down in my car on the other side of town my baby she's all alone waiting for me to come home Hey mister can you help me I need to be home by 3 Now wait a minute wait a minute do I look like a taxi man Now wait a minute wait a minute you look like a crazy man There's no way your getting in my car I don't even know who you are. I walked on further down the street I met a policeman on his beat Hey man can you help me I've been away from home for a week my baby she's been a waiting yeah I'm so late Now wait a minute wait a minute do I look like a taxi man Now wait a minute wait a minute you look like a crazy man You better move along son before I throw you in jail where you belong. Now I got home late last night there was no one to be found I checked in all the rooms but there was no body around My baby she's gone and left me for another man in town Now wait a minute wait a minute she's left me for a taxi man Now wait a minute wait a minute she's ran away with a taxi man Now I'm all alone just sitting here on my own

don't know what to call this one.

Crap day/Crap weather But I've still got riffworld to cheer me up.

I'm gonna take my baby take my baby for a ride sit up close sit close and tight. Cruising down the highway cruising with my baby by my side. she look so fine sitting close up tight I'm gonna take her to take her to a place I know where we can get down get down low. I feel her neck just like you know you should Put my arms around her body body made of wood I'm gonna plug her in and see how sweet she plays Oh man just listen she sounds real real good. I play with her every chance I get When I come home she's always there you can bet. I open up her gearbox to see what I can find there's lots of knobs and button to press all the time. My baby she feels yeah she feels real fine I'm really glad that she she is all mine.

Not really a tune about a monster but had nothing else finished, anyway good luck to ya.

He's gonna make you pay He's gonna make you pay He's gonna make you pay He's gonna make you pay The president is in a mess he's always tries to blame the rest he doesn't care shit about you because your the one he's gonna screw The banks and the money men they don't care it wont happen to them no fear. they will take your money take your house step on you like they would a mouse He's gonna make you pay He's gonna make you pay He's gonna make you pay He's gonna make you pay I don't live in the USA but think this shit is comin our way the government they don't care left in a mess by Tony Blair the new guy in town is just a clown I think we are all goin down This little island cant take any more I think we are goin to sink to the floor. OR ECONOMY IS F***** D BUT WE HAVE OVER COME TOUGH S*** BEFORE

Wicked time trying out my new VARIAX-300 What else did you think I was doing!!!!!!

Good Luck Guys the winner buys the beers, which is great cause I aint got no money.just spent it on a new guitar.

Play my guitar loud yeah . Play my guitar loud Gonna play my guitar loud. Play my guitar loud. Stuff the neighbours I don't owe them any favours They think I'm A very nice man helping out yeah where ever I can. they don't realise I'm just a headbanging guy Play my guitar loud yeah Play my guitar loud Gonna play my guitar loud Play my guitar loud Stuff the neighbours I don't owe them any favours Play my guitar loud yeah Play my guitar loud Gonna play my guitar loud Play my guitar loud Stuff the neighbours I don't owe them any favours Plug in my guitar sit a while play and smile They don't really know That all I'm is a crazy guitar man. Play my guitar loud yeah Play my guitar loud gonna play my guitar loud Play my guitar loud Stuff the neighbours I don't owe them any favours

I walked in to a bar late last night There she was all dressed in blue She came over and she talked to me Hell I didn't know what to do We talked all through night she had lovely eyes so blue would you like to spend the night till it gets to day break. We then went on to her place She had a beautiful smile on her face I know I was in for a big surprise She lifted her dress up to the sky. I could not believe my eyes A pair of hairy red balls on fire I could not believe my eyes. A pair of hairy red balls on fire I made a run for the front door she grabbed me then she threw me on the floor She new I wasn't very keen as she opened a jar of Vaseline!!!!! Now let this be a lesson to you Forget that girl dressed in blue you don't really want to know how big your asshole can go.

Relax its a bankholiday.

Check out the forums Green Room!!!!!http://bluesydude.com/archives/94 Bluesydude Bluesydude Bluesydude for President yeah Bluesydude Bluseydude Bluesydude for President With his blues he can bring the world together Bluesydude Bluesydude Bluesydude for President Free line6 and Riffworld for everyone You can create your own tunes all night long Plug your Mic in turn your guitar on You can have some fun its free for every one Bluesydude Bluesydude Bluesydude for President With his friends on Riffworld and his junkies I know He can bring every body to listen to the show Spread the word to everyone it's a free democracy With his blues he can bring the world together Bluesydude Bluesydude Bluesydude for President Free line6 and Riffworld for everyone You can create your own tunes all night long Plug your Mic in turn your guitar on You can have some fun it's free for every one The new President of the world Bluesydude.

I entered my song in the rumble I know I must not grumble I know that I won't win but I got some great shouts from with in. You guys are the best you can forget the rest Those cheats who try to deceive they will loose in defeat The votes are all in now there's not much we can do now I sit here and wait to see who is at the battle gate I know that we will overcome the victory is in site But we must fight fight for our right. The decision has been made I know that you are afraid But life must go on I know you haven't won But its only a bit of fun you must not hide and run Hey man what you doin put down that F'in gun What do you mean I did'nt win What do you mean I did'nt win Winner of the Rumble competition is !!!!!

Whisky running through my veins yeah whisky women wont you help me with my pain cant sleep at night something going wrong in my brain I cant sleep at night wont you help me help me with my pain. Whisky running through my veins yeah whisky women wont you help me with my pain yeah I'm loosin control somthings started to take a hold I'm loosing control wont you help me get out of this hole Whisky running through my veins Hey baby I'm pissed off with this pain Just pass me another bottle honey.

come on you lot the old chippies open I don't like pizza you can stuff ya kebab's I like my fish&chips in a bag I don't like curry or mushy peas I like fish&chips with salt&vinegar please There so tasty oh so tasty yeah There so tasty oh so tasty yeah British fish&chips There so tasty oh so tasty Ya vindaloo you no what you can do ya Chinese take away what can I say I don't know what all the fuss is all a bought but you cant beat British fish&chips when your out and about There so tasty oh so tasty There so tasty oh so tasty British fish&chips There so tasty oh so tasty I could eat them all-day. fish&chips fish&a